HAOLE JULIA
©
Words:
Bill Dana
(ascap); Music:
Bill Dana
(ascap); Handel (Union affiliation unknown.)
Sheet Music:
Recordings:
According to Mr. Dana, "They will be in an upcoming CD, Introducing The Couch Papayas, not recorded yet."
This is a story about a haole girl named Julia. Haole is a word which comes from the sound that a malahini (tourist) says when he sees the hotel bill.
Now Julia became hapai. Hapai is when a woman looks like she's sneaking a casaba melon out of the supermarket.
Anyway, Julia claimed although she was hapai she never had anything to do with any man.
Hence the following tribute to a haole girl by the
name of Julia:
HAOLE JULIA. HAOLE JULIA.
HAOLE JULIA. HAOLE JULIA.
HA-OLE JU-U-U-LIA.
Mahalo to Mr. Bill Dana, who supplied the information and complex lyrics above.
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